‘Impossible’ movie title: The Mute Translator

 

 

Note: the translator is already mute, and now lives in Las Vegas’ streets. End of story.

Movie title: Lust

 

 

Recommended actor to play this ‘film’: Benedict Cumberbatch

Note: well, thousands of his Chinese fans actually hail him as a gay erotic God, as expressed in the fan fiction they create.

‘Impossible’ movie title: Swastika In Istanbul

 

 

In parallel universe.

A pipe-smoking film producer who gradually becomes deaf. A prisoner who has passion in making films. And a Nazi in a time when Adolf Hitler was still an early teenager and wanted instead to become an architect, who ended up involved in their love affair, embodied in an intricate love triangle.

Yes, in a distant parallel universe, far far away.