‘What does a baby computer call its father? Pigfuck!’
Now imagine this: what if, just what if, Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with a Siri-like computer system that were, rather filled by Scarlett Johannson, voiced by Philip Seymour Hoffman, and tickled him everyday for wet pussy jokes?
Spike Jonze (from an alternate universe) presents ‘Har’.
Note: My deepest condolence goes to Hoffman’s passing out on Sunday.