What’s wrong with Florida nowadays? We’ve heard reports of face-eating man reverberating in our brain, of a self-claiming ‘Satan’ beating violently and nonchalantly against others, of a woman pooping, peeing, and robbing a house, and of a man masturbating in a highway, and now this guy blended all these into one single package?
Gregory Matthew Bruni sets off the record by committing all these in a single day. Or perhaps he was just a Doppelganger running out of one of Coen brothers’ unpublished scripts. I couldn’t conclude that. Jumping out of a house’s roof, being totally naked, hitting the house dwellers, pooping and defecating round the house, merry-go-round eating the trashes in a vacuum cleaner, and masturbating in a living room, perhaps would not be enough to initially describe this man.
Read it at Huffington Post.